Live from Kinshasa!

Kramer - “So then you asked yourself… isn’t there something more in life”.

Seinfeld - “YES!… we did”.

Kramer - “Well, let me clue you on something… there isn’t”.

Seinfeld - “There isn’t?”.

Kramer - “Absolutely not… I mean… what are you thinking about Jerry, marriage?… family?”.

Seinfeld - “Wel…”.

Kramer - “They’re prisons!… Man made prisons… you’re doing time!… you get up in the morning, she’s there. You go to sleep at night, she’s there. Is like you have to ask permission to, to use the bathroom… (with jerry’s voice) is it alright if i use the bathroom now?”.

Seinfeld - “Really?”.

Kramer - “Yeah, and you can forget about watching tv while you’re eating”.

Seinfeld - “I can’t?”.

Kramer - “Oh yeah! you know why?, because it’s dinner time, and you know what you on dinner?”.

Seinfeld - “What?”.

Kramer - “You talk about your day… How was your day today? did you have a good day today or a bad day today?, what kind of day was it?, (jerry’s voice) well I don’t know, how about you, how was your day?”.

Seinfeld - “Boy”.

Kramer - “It’s sad Jerry, it’s a sad state of affairs”

Seinfeld - “I’m glad we had this tallk”.

Kramer -“Oh you have no idea”.